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Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Oh god, can you get it out or do you have to cut it out? That's a great first impression though :P
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Thursday 23 April 2015