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Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (3807)

On 05/11/2014 at 4:30pm - work - by sheisselluv (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

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Oh god, can you get it out or do you have to cut it out? That's a great first impression though :P

#1 - On 05/11/2014 at 7:38pm by Melodija

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Well that's a sticky situation...

#2 - On 05/11/2014 at 7:38pm by harrypotter955

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