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Today, my store manager told me I was fired. I'm not sure what's more insulting - that he'd fire me, or that he forgot I haven't worked there in four months. FML

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You could've missed work for four months and still had a job.

#3 - On 05/09/2014 at 11:20am by PossiblyInDanger

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OP here. I don't have time to reply to every single comment, so here's the answers to all of your questions:

1. I was there because I was shopping. I work retail. Duh. "Store manager".

2. I resigned four months ago, with this manager witnessing.

Also, I'm not a "he". Lol.

#68 - On 05/10/2014 at 1:51am by CapnCrunchKat

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