By CapnCrunchKat - 09/05/2014 06:06 - United States - Dover

Today, my store manager told me I was fired. I'm not sure what's more insulting - that he'd fire me, or that he forgot I haven't worked there in four months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 042
You deserved it 3 794

CapnCrunchKat tells us more.

CapnCrunchKat 0

OP here. I don't have time to reply to every single comment, so here's the answers to all of your questions: 1. I was there because I was shopping. I work retail. Duh. "Store manager". 2. I resigned four months ago, with this manager witnessing. Also, I'm not a "he". Lol.

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Top comments

PossiblyInDanger 24

You could've missed work for four months and still had a job.

136 4
Lomus 24

We are you fired up? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Comments

mpkpm 19

Sounds like an FHL..? He's an idiot.

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Welshite 39

It would make so much sense if your name is Milton.

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mpkpm 19

I...i...believe..yo you have m my stapler...

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Axipiter 24

If they take my stapler I'll set the building on fire.

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golferman72 16

Maybe he fired you because he hasn't seen you in 4 months?

21 3
underthesea12 24

that's what you get for not showing up for 4 months

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joemud 13

Yeah you worded this like crap

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Kergami 18

I think this needs a follow-up. How did this conversation insue if you haven't been working there.

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foxmatrix15 8

Two questions: 1) why do u call him your store manager if u don't work there.. 2) What the hell you still doing there?

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vikky538 28

ask him for final settlement ..get the money...and say bye bye...

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skittyskatbrat 19

You know, technically he was harassing a customer ;-) You should have asked him to help you find items and crap....

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