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Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

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There's more than just hair on your head...if you know what I mean...

#1 - On 04/20/2014 at 4:26am by totallybananas

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Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.

#4 - On 04/20/2014 at 4:29am by tygerarmy

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