Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I'm broke and just started working in a restaurant at a luxury hotel. On my first day, the director had told me to get rid of my blue dyed hair. Back at work with a new fresh 57€ cut and no blue in sight, he saw me. I have some blonde streaks in the back, and if I don't get rid of them within a week, I'm fired. FML
Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML
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tygerarmy 35
Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.
EmiliaB 12
#2: *there's The original commenter was correct.
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GallifreyanJinx 6
theirs*
EmiliaB 12
I'm sure the manager knows it wasn't you, and is just looking for an excuse to pick on you. Sorry, OP.
oddities 20
In that case, OP's boss is a bigger douche than we thought (entirely based off of the FML, without inferences).
Adm_Twigs 19
I agree, I have worked in the food industry before and some managers are like that...
tygerarmy 35
Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.
BrickTamlandLamp 13
If OP still got fired then it would turn into the awkward situation of explaining how you got fired because you lied about having long pubes while your boss thinks you do
Kergami 18
Where in the FML did you read he got fired?
PIGaming 21
My manager has blamed me for heaps of things I could not have possibly done as well. Manager logic.
sweetest_jenn 18
Stand up for yourself, jellyfish. Don't be spineless ;)
PIGaming 21
Times are tough and getting ever tougher, so I dont want to risk losing my job and being unemployed. I have reported my manager, and she is being investigated by OH&S. So I wouldnt really classify myself as jellyfish...
jazzy_123 20
it bugs me when people say things like that. 'Stick up for yourself, don't let them push you around, that's not of your nature Jazmin' Yeah well tines are tough and it's extremely hard for a 19 year old to find a job right now. I am not going to try to be a 'badass' and risk losing my job. Sometimes you have to learn to deal with it... specially if it's dealing with someone who has authority over you and is allowing you to bring food to the table.
EmiliaB 12
#2: *there's The original commenter was correct.
Wizardo 33
If its from one of your kitchen crew then maybe, especially of you're a head chef should be making sure hygiene is in tip top condition. If not then a series of unfortunate events.
sweetest_jenn 18
Shave them armpits, bro. They're like Chewbaka's pubes!
sweetest_jenn 18
YouTube video. super weird asian kid with an Australian accent and likes to cross dress and make rad videos that you want to hate but can't ;) this one is called My Sister (I believe) and I've watched it like 7 times lol.
sweetest_jenn 18
Yessir! "Hey sis, guess what?" "What?" "You're gay! Teehee" Lol
PIGaming 21
Ever heard of 'Private Messaging'?
tygerarmy 35
There's = there is Theirs = belongs to them
LifeMD 14
That sucks, sorry op. Is there another person there with that type of hair? I know it's not your fault but someone has to take responsibility for letting that slip through; even if it was an accident.
dannnngthatsux 19
No one "has" to take the blame, BUT if it's anyone's, it's the manager's. He's paid to take the blame, fix the problem and collect the check. (20+ years in food preparation. 10 in supervisory positions.) My job was to make customers, corporate and employees happy, make sure problems don't reoccur and train my replacement. Sounds like this "manager" is failing at most if not all of this. Watch for more weasel behavior, and if you see it find another place.
sweetest_jenn 18
Ummmmmmmmmmm.....no! Don't try to be a grammar nazi when you're a dumbass. Kthanksbye