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Today, I was being shown how to use a nail gun while applying for a job at a construction company. The instructor shot me in the arm with it. I didn't even get the job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44849) - you deserved it (3146)

On 04/07/2014 at 10:13pm - work - by watch_corn_dance - United States (Illinois)

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Wow you got screwed

#1 - On 04/08/2014 at 9:30am by ipman737

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Show up with a lawyer, you'll get the job

#2 - On 04/08/2014 at 9:30am by Soundslikeothers

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