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Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37931) - you deserved it (5787)

On 04/05/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

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They probably thought you were pissed.

#1 - On 04/06/2014 at 7:45am by anythingmustbe

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Your story brought back the memories.. Except mine spilled on the nurse. She was pissed.

#3 - On 04/06/2014 at 7:49am by Capitan

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