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Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36122) - you deserved it (3405)

On 03/14/2014 at 3:40pm - work - by fucked (man) - Canada

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sorry to hear that, but maybe you should start looking for a new job

#1 - On 03/14/2014 at 8:40pm by VicRC

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It sucks how bosses just hunt for any reason at all to fire people when the company is doing poorly. Wrong place, wrong time...

#3 - On 03/14/2014 at 8:41pm by Vanillanougat

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