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Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
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Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML
Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
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psiloveyou15 12
#FYL
Puffytruffles 18
#poundbutton
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Comments (80)
psiloveyou15 12
#FYL
JMichael 25
**** everyone's life who works there.
breakinlegs 19
You can't beat a hashtag with a hashtag!
TrollingHaters 9
#Nutella
drakem 7
#Hashtag
\ 28
#improveyourworkethic
rubensanche2 9
#Iquit
xx000o 27
#beenwatchingtoomuchjimmyfallon
listner1 9
#Lol
rgearon 8
You need a new job/boss.
StiffPvtParts 43
Easy for you to say. I'm guessing you've never been unemployed and completely broke. Trust me, it sucks. A steady job is well worth keeping, even if you don't like your boss. (._.)
ImAFaker 29
Why would he need to get a new job or boss? It's a minor inconvenience and it's nothing worth quitting over. Getting a job is not so easy so don't quit over something as stupid as this.
wcc7777777 5
Why does it seem that every little thing that occurs it worthy of quitting a job on this site? People like #3 realize that it is not a big deal, and OP probably needs the job
Kamon97 23
#gimmearaise
rgearon 8
Wow!! So much butthurt!!! Take a joke.
cryssycakesx3 22
"so why'd you leave your last job?" "you see, it started with twitter..."
Rababco 29
@23 Well it depends, if the boss/manager is a real jerk and border-line harassing/verbal abusing them then it might be a good idea to quit/look for a new job (there should be a way to report a boss or co-worker for harassment/verbal abuse, no one deserves to go through that.) This however, would be a really stupid reason to quit; it's a little annoying but it's not a big deal. Even the OP explained it was to increase morale so obviously the manager had good intentions and cares about their employees. If that's the worst OP has to deal with than I think their pretty lucky.
Rababco 29
@33 It's the same reason so many people on this site think that OP should dump/divorce their SO for every little thing; no one seems to want to talk about or deal with problems anymore. There are ligament reasons to quit, just like there are ligament reasons to dump/divorce your SO, this isn't one of them.
AmAzInG123456789 10
You mean legitimate?
JessicaFLovve 9
he won't get the results he's looking for.
Credibleskills 28
"Tweet" him right and give him a slap back into reality!
SouthernLady12 13
Today, I changed jobs because my store manager is ignorant... Seriously it took me forever to find out about hashtags. You're going to have some very confused customers #FYL
SaucyGirl106 18
#tryingtoohard
vipirius 18
#soareyou
Puffytruffles 18
#poundbutton
emirie 21
#octothorp
Lebeaugars95 20
#hashtag
DKjazz 20
#sharp
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#tictactoegrid
kittykat1501 31
#numbersign
RenoTheRhino 30
"#ournewdevice #workswellwith #smartphonesandiPads.."
illinoiscentral 16
How do you talk in hashtags? He said "hashtag" before every sentence fragment and didn't use proper word spacing? But I guess it could be worse... It could have worked.