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Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34834) - you deserved it (2694)

On 01/01/2014 at 6:49pm - work - by Okay_Then (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I bet there was some dead air after that conversation.

#1 - On 01/02/2014 at 2:36am by ByronJess

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At least people think you re intelligent!

#6 - On 01/02/2014 at 2:39am by emxy92

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