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Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45035) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:48pm - work - by the customer is always a cunt (man) - United States (Florida)

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hopefully you called the police and had him arrested.

#2 - On 12/20/2013 at 8:03pm by ihpp

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Ladies and gentlemen, stupidity at its finest.

#3 - On 12/20/2013 at 8:03pm by Waspinator1998

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