Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (50867) - you deserved it (3266)
On 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by justin (man) - United States (Texas)
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Sounds like your boss is a dick.
#1 - On 12/13/2013 at 4:32am by EmilyJane718
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+245 | 12
Is that even legal?
#6 - On 12/13/2013 at 4:36am by Mauskau
+153 | 30
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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