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Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47948) - you deserved it (3053)

On 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by justin (man) - United States (Texas)

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Sounds like your boss is a dick.

#1 - On 12/13/2013 at 4:32am by EmilyJane718

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Is that even legal?

#6 - On 12/13/2013 at 4:36am by Mauskau

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