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Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by long day - United States (Michigan)

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I think they got what THEY wanted...

#1 - On 11/12/2013 at 5:47pm by SomeRandomGuy15

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Just make sure they didn't give you hearing aids.

#6 - On 11/12/2013 at 5:49pm by th3mai1man

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