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Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

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On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

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That sucks but I've got to admit it's kind of funny

#2 - On 11/05/2013 at 10:11am by Bloink

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Humor in a lesson is essential. Some of my best classes involved my professors cracking jokes.

#3 - On 11/05/2013 at 10:12am by Welshite

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