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Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML


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On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

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No cafe?!

Next you're gonna say that polar bears don't actually hand out Cokes. LIES!

#3 - On 10/18/2013 at 12:44pm by gc327072

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I guess he really wanted an iced coffee.

#2 - On 10/18/2013 at 12:43pm by nela25

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