Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I mistakenly shared my picture in my office group chat, then went to dinner. No one asked me to delete it for 30 minutes, then when I got a message that I'd shared it in the wrong window, I deleted it immediately. I don't know how many people saw the picture, and my manager also is in the group in addition to my colleagues. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I was sharing my screen on a company Zoom call. I inadvertently Teams messaged my colleague saying that the lady who was speaking on this video sounded annoying. Unbeknownst to me, the lady was one of the participants in the call. I forgot I was sharing my screen. They saw the conversation. I was fired. FML
Today, my supervisor forced me to bring the image of a failed simulation to the group meeting, because he thought it looked funny. So did the others and it's now going on our webpage. I have to provide a scientific description of how I made a mistake in my code. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
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Ready2Rebel 4
So basically he's an idiot.
Welshite 39
This is only possible if you're Frankendoodle and you have Spongebob's magic pencil.
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Ready2Rebel 4
So basically he's an idiot.
MichellinMan 20
I just wonder what the people he reported you to thought.
FitForFun 11
Or he is really smart and pre-meditating a murder. He needs a fall guy.
Kamon97 23
Some people just can't take a joke >.>
TwistedCherub1 15
Maybe his children are a touchy subject, like something has happened or almost happened to one of them before, and OP wasn't aware. It's no reason to report someone or hold a grudge, but I could understand lashing out in those circumstances.
JMichael 25
That's my guess
SuperMew 22
He overreacted and in a very strange way. However, I can understand being annoyed when a co-worker messes with your things. I had a coworker who went on the managers computer and put MLP as their background. They were fired for touching other people's computers, which was against policy.
SimplyBird 9
what a mood destroyer.
caohm 18
it's like he was born without humor or the ability to laugh like a terminator
caohm 18
he left his humor at home then
Welshite 39
This is only possible if you're Frankendoodle and you have Spongebob's magic pencil.
Redoxx_fml 22
He was a two dimensional creature lost in our three dimensional world, longing for a purpose...
expertsmilee 26
*three dimensional aquatic world
SmallyBigs 9
"NIO OY ME YOY ME YEH MUH MOY" -Doodebob
da_directioner39 17
It's not Frankendoodle, it's DoodleBob.
emmingle 24
The crazies are always among us.
CreeperIRL 14
Crazy!? Who said I was crazy!? You're crazy!!
SabriLittleRed 25
It really sucks when people can't take a joke >_
Welshite 39
I'd take them, but theft is illegal. And as good jokes become more scarce and higher in demand, I can't afford the jail sentence. Do you know what happens to beautiful men like me in prison?!
MichellinMan 20
^ definitely not prison rape, that's absurd!
Welshite 39
Prison rape? Of course not. I was talking about the fashion shows the inmates put on. I don't want to model.
Silvinomiae 20
Good thing, you Welshite, are a mineral. You'll be tried sniffed at most.
Julesie 9
I think he has a few problems at home...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Maybe it's just a clever plan because he is planning to murder his whole family and wants to put the blame on you, dun dun dun!
MichellinMan 20
Heheh, yes, yes, I'm sure that's his masterful diabolical plan.
Rainhawk94 27
Id do it
eddeeezzyy 19
A bit too much if you ask me..
FitForFun 11
He knows who you are and he knows where you live and if you touch his children he will kill you.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Holy shit, is OP's colleague Liam Neeson? I'd be very afraid if I was him.. That dude punches wolves! He ******* punches ******* wolves!
perdix 29
Usually, people's senses of humor reach their limit when you express a desire to cannibalize their children, even if it's only symbolic. You need to take a class in comedy for ordinary people. You get free sunglasses just for signing up.
MichellinMan 20
I will be making sure to join that class.
Kibaruto 33
Are they ordinary sunglasses? Or are they comedic sunglasses?
spiritfang11237 16
Comedic-ly ordinary sunglasses....or so I've heard.