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Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML


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On 10/11/2013 at 12:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

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Wow that really sucks OP. :c He's the one who hurt you, but you get put in jail. I'd tell the cops how he is towards you.

#1 - On 10/11/2013 at 8:07pm by NessaMae

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Generally the best idea is to not burn bridges but I guess it's a little late for that advice.

#2 - On 10/11/2013 at 8:07pm by TheHeavyOne

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