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Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43428) - you deserved it (4089)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

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Well, that's a dick move.

#2 - On 09/25/2013 at 6:06am by vucui

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Was it a vanilla milkshake?

#1 - On 09/25/2013 at 6:05am by ItsAUnicorn

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