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Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States

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I wear a mandatory black polo at work that's easily a quarter inch thick, seeing through it isn't even possible! I just told him to have a nice day.. pretty sure he missed his meds

#65 - On 09/23/2013 at 10:41pm by peejay6831

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I'm sure his wife would love to know about that.

#4 - On 09/23/2013 at 12:43pm by Cheeley

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