By peejay6831 - 23/09/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML
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peejay6831 16

I wear a mandatory black polo at work that's easily a quarter inch thick, seeing through it isn't even possible! I just told him to have a nice day.. pretty sure he missed his meds

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ComaWhiteLove 18

You think that calling someone a "stuck up bitch" is cute just because he is old??

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IAmMe204 25

You never know he might have x-ray vision o.O

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usernaaame 4

Went from playful banter to someone needs to go back on their meds.

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jimmywithsalt 19

Customer service is living hell. Don't let that crusty a$$hole get to you, OP

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peejay6831 16

I wear a mandatory black polo at work that's easily a quarter inch thick, seeing through it isn't even possible! I just told him to have a nice day.. pretty sure he missed his meds

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marulicko 19

I can imagine it wasn't fun for you, but it sounds so cute because he is old :'D you handled it nicely though!

IAmMe204 25

You never know he might have x-ray vision o.O

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SkyBlueCloud 21

#75 how did you get so many negative votes! I agree with what you said. It's cute that an old man thinks he still got it.

ComaWhiteLove 18

You think that calling someone a "stuck up bitch" is cute just because he is old??

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LittleBastard 20

I think they were referring to him asking OP to marry him..

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Mauskau 35

My work shirt is a black polo, you can see the outline of everything through it. I tend to wear a black vest under it though.

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aileen15 15

Creepers these days just wow that's all i gotta say...should've banned him from the store for good!

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Clay_Pidgeon 11

and fat people we should just ban them from McDonalds, Eh?

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BrotherPhil 35

Just don't let them get too close, or they'll explode.

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simplyej 0

Tell his wife and/or ban him. And wear an undershirt just to be safe.

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DaSandman 9

so he called you a stuck up bitch, because you think your BF doesn't want to get married...? seems legit...

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trulypar 34

I guess we now know what became of Superman and his x-ray vision...he's a rude, old, perv.

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