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Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38363) - you deserved it (10109)

On 09/18/2013 at 2:31pm - work - by Anoymous (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

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Well that will be an awkward boss/employee relationship

#3 - On 09/18/2013 at 6:03pm by vffjvsegb

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Perhaps not the most pleasant of ways to learn to regulate your alcohol consumption, what with it being your workplace and all, but better to learn this lesson now than perhaps never learning it at all.

#4 - On 09/18/2013 at 6:03pm by Voij

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