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Today, a man walked into the bank I work at and asked what he would need in order to open an account. I had to look him in the eyes with a straight face, say, "Two pieces of identification," and ask him to put some pants on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36670) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/14/2013 at 11:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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Well, that took balls.

#1 - On 09/14/2013 at 1:39pm by hermitknut

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OP, I think you deserve a medal. How long after he left could you keep the straight face?

#3 - On 09/14/2013 at 1:40pm by Norvi

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