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Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47558) - you deserved it (2623)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:12pm - work - by icanteven - United States (Kentucky)

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Call the exterminator! FYL OP that sucks. Sorry

#1 - On 09/12/2013 at 6:09am by WhiteCrimson

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I'm sure he didn't intentionally bring them into the store. Just call an exterminator, and you should be fine :)

#3 - On 09/12/2013 at 6:11am by TylerAnderson98

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