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Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53240) - you deserved it (6912)

On 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm - work - by nowork - United States (New York)

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WHOA!! What in the actual fuck is wrong with your boss?! It's been a long time since my jaw has dropped at an FML!

#1 - On 08/28/2013 at 6:08am by Mirorbo

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Your boss is an asshole! There has to be someone you can contact because he is out of line.

#2 - On 08/28/2013 at 6:09am by MissWhitneyB

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