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Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35480) - you deserved it (2731)

On 08/18/2013 at 1:29pm - work - by ssssssssuck a dick, boss (woman) - United States (Montana)

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Breath through your nose?

#2 - On 08/18/2013 at 8:07pm by Ilovelaci

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So many douchebag/stupid boss-related FML's lately... how do those kind of people even get that position?

#4 - On 08/18/2013 at 8:07pm by HeyHeyFishFillet

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