Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML
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jaybear13 14
what a waste of time that girl is.
Welshite 40
Wealth is not inversely proportional to intelligence. You might just be the perfect example of ignorance, though.
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jaybear13 14
what a waste of time that girl is.
VenomSiphon 13
"at a yacht club I work at." Tautologies ftl.
punkyboy 11
she reminds me of what justin beiber did with the vegan steak he ordered. maybe it was the same girl.
caohm 18
vegan steak now that's a shame
KeinBaum 12
Tautologies? Did you mean Oxymoron?
TheCanucklehead 22
Meatless meatballs is where it's at
Lacist 19
I agree it is a waste of time, but my question is, how does this affect OP so negatively? It's just an idiot customer that's all, unless this happens daily or something. This is just a good story to share.
laden_swallow09 35
1- Or a waste of perfectly good air, for that matter.
CinderBrick 13
It reminded him that he has to share the Earth with these people
tehman117 21
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I hate some rich people. They think because they own the world they have an excuse to be stupid.
Welshite 40
Wealth is not inversely proportional to intelligence. You might just be the perfect example of ignorance, though.
buckerado 19
You don't have to be rich to go to a yacht club. It depends I the size and stature of the club. For example, she may sail small sailboats...not expensive. Being rich doesn't make some stupid, but being ignorant, lazy, and partying all the time does.
etoilenuit 15
Or she could not sail at all and is tagging along for the day.. Either way, girls an idiot.
ohcheriecherie 20
10, why does partying make someone an idiot?
LithFlavored 10
Well usually people don't get rich by being stupid
hannaaaahr 33
66, he said partying all the time and being ignorant and lazy. Partying is fine, as long as you also have other things in your life.
uktwo 8
My family does quite well and I'm not an ignorant moron.
shucks101 11
Hey you jerk, I belong to a yacht club, and 99% of the members are amazing people. Yes there are a few bad ones, but don't hate in a lifestyle until you live it
NotADude 15
#2 made a point of saying 'some', so stop taking it so personally. We get that there is a ton of people who do well and are pretty decent as well, but that comment was about those who take advantage of their money to act like jerks, so if you or someone you know doesn't fit in that category, then congratulations, but the comment wasn't made about them.
Nordrag 26
I love when people's idiocy shows so blatantly.
summerguy97 16
What'd she think would be in it after it was cleansed of veggies and cheese?
buckeyed 20
even when i was young and wasnt sure what a "portabella" was, i definitely thought it to be in the veggie category
RoboCunnilingus 23
Soo... we're all gonna call her stupid for not knowing something? Oh, okay.
rocker_chick105 31
60- If she didn't know what she was ordering then she could've at least asked the waiter.
Trish01 23
Also #60, she ate half of the sandwich and only then returned it.
furbyface711 9
#60 Why would you order something without knowing what it is?
uktwo 8
#60 Typically stupidity goes with lack of knowledge. So yes.
justmeCee 16
Wow...that chick is a complete dumb ass
bessiemay01 5
What else would be in it??
BntyHntrSeattle 30
A dose of intelligence.
Axipiter 24
17, her complaint is valid, then. She obviously didn't get what she ordered.
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
stuff
TrueTriage 16
How stupid of you not to know portabella means pb&j
edvin_fml 10
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can't tell if trolling or ... portabella is pork buns in spanish. you're welcome
asb818 14
Actually pork buns in Spanish is cerdo bollos (sp?)
edvin_fml 10
was just joking around, but thanks for the info
NatalieOntheTram 11
What the hell did she expect to be in it? I can only imagine what this moron thought Portabellas were.
perdix 31
I thought a Portabella Wrap might be a garment you put on when you got chilly.
RedPillSucks 33
like a chilli cheese steak wrap? I always wear mine around my midsection.
NoFlippinWai 24
I prefer to wear my wrap on my hips, like a skirt.
iAlissa 34
This level of stupidity hurts me.
flashback.miss 28
The customer isn't always right.... >>'''' did she order it because of how it sounds? If she ate half of it, (which implies she liked it at some xxtent) might as well finish it.