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Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML

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After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)

#110 - On 07/26/2013 at 12:57pm by iamabamf

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Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues?
I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...

#16 - On 07/25/2013 at 10:10am by fleur_de_fevrier

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