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Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML

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How dare you OP! Let him drown like a man!

#1 - On 07/15/2013 at 5:21pm by MissVeracity

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I bet he's the kinda dude that would flee a date after losing an arm wrestling match... Smdh

#3 - On 07/15/2013 at 5:22pm by thatnucca

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