Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
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Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
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capnbzarr 43
That's cold.
PulseShock 9
Sounds like she was giving you the cold shoulder.
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Comments (56)
chanellgymnast 17
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids!
MacMonster 10
Well, he isn't a rabbit, and this isn't a Trix commercial.
Pwn17 25
Frosted flakes would have made more sense.
chanellgymnast 17
Yeah. I don't know what came over me. How unburrrrleivable.
evilscorpi 29
anywayyyys I'm glad that my job has a knob inside where you cant get locked inside unless it has a pad lock
Vashen 5
Here in Australia, all walk-in fridges can be opened from inside regardless if the door was locked / padlocked etc.
SleepWalken 5
#22 just... just stop.
SonOfAMitch 14
Anyone reminded of that Spongebob episode where Squidward gets trapped in the freezer?
banemask 14
... What has that got to do with anything?
capnbzarr 43
That's cold.
Iamevil123 16
OP's been given the cold shoulder!
PulseShock 9
Too late for that one 35, check out #4
gizmo92 6
Sounds like she was as cold as ice
emmingle 24
Looks like a broken freezer and a frost bitten employee is a game she'll have to play.
PulseShock 9
Sounds like she was giving you the cold shoulder.
coried91 28
Who would play a game like that? Those freezers are freaking cold... I hated going in there.
Sodapop40 21
Well, it seems that OP's boss would play a game like that.
Sodapop40 21
ignore that comment^
cieloalicia 16
That sounds like a frigid nightmare.
deepunder 17
At least Op had time to cool off...
SupremeGenius 8
Have a snowball fight with yourself!
SupremeGenius 8
it wouldn't.
tomgun_fml 16
That sounds freaky...
cuppycakeslove 20
Frostbite ain't a game
BradyT918 9
No but it's a great engine
TheChillyBoy88 6
I see what you did there.
Stephy94 9
If your boss walked in later to find your frozen body standing by the door, she'd have soon learned she helped create a human icicle. Good thing that didn't happen. It would be very cold being an icicle!
greg84_fml 21
Good thing walk-ins have switches to turn them off from the inside. If someone was to die in there from the cold YDI. If you really wanted to teach your boss a lesson, call 911