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Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43991) - you deserved it (3756)

On 06/27/2013 at 11:02am - work - by rubgy_lover - Canada (British Columbia)

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You work in a library. I'm sure there are plenty of books detailing murders and the proper process of getting rid of a body...

#5 - On 06/27/2013 at 12:59pm by Welshite

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Did he at least hit you quietly?

#6 - On 06/27/2013 at 1:01pm by Tito30

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