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Today, while working the register, a known mentally-unstable man approached me. He ended up telling me that the Statue of Liberty is sexist and a screw-up by Washington. When I told him that the French made it, he told me to shut up and complained to my manager. He knows me by name now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37366) - you deserved it (4538)

On 06/14/2013 at 1:57am - work - by fubuggie (man) - United States (Vermont)

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Never argue with a crazy person. All it does is drag you down to their level, and bystanders won't be able to tell the difference.

#1 - On 06/14/2013 at 10:14am by DocBastard

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You're never supposed to correct people like that. Just nod your head, & smile. But since it's too late for you, what color would you like your coffin?

#7 - On 06/14/2013 at 10:16am by NeDaroft

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