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Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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On 05/27/2013 at 8:56pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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What do you mean by "took it"?
Did you just snatch it from her, or did she hand it to you?
That is the difference between fyl and ydi.

#4 - On 05/28/2013 at 2:26am by XxXCrissyXxX

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Guess she didn't like the song

#1 - On 05/28/2013 at 2:23am by firefighter925

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