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Man or woman?

Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40057) - you deserved it (3582)

On 04/16/2013 at 6:50am - work - by no compassion - United States (Colorado)

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You have the worst boss. I'm proud of you for treating her like a person though.

#2 - On 04/16/2013 at 1:06pm by deloria

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OP: What the fuck man?

Supervisor: What? All she has to do is disarm the robber without getting herself and others killed, restrain him, and call the cops! Shit, people these days can't do anything...

Your supervisor is obviously Clark Kent, OP. He just can't understand how us mere mortals handle things.

#3 - On 04/16/2013 at 1:06pm by ManInTheMachine

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