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Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37588) - you deserved it (8929)

On 04/02/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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Just because she's your mom doesn't mean you get special treatment. If one of my kids worked for me and they weren't up to par, yeah I'll can them. Welcome to the real world.

#2 - On 04/02/2013 at 4:25pm by TwitchingNebula

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You don't deserve special treatment just because you're family, OP. If you don't work hard there are plenty of people who need jobs who are willing to take your place.

#5 - On 04/02/2013 at 4:27pm by jessherself13

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