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Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28050) - you deserved it (20045)

On 03/19/2013 at 5:59am - work - by Luke - United States (New York)

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Well, both FYL and YDI. You had no way of knowing that, but shouldn't say things like that around people you don't know well.

#3 - On 03/19/2013 at 11:03am by thebeautybleeds

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thats sad try to comfort her redeem yourself

#2 - On 03/19/2013 at 11:02am by B5B0N35

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