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Today, I was taking a patient's blood pressure, and listening for his pulse with my stethoscope. I couldn't hear anything, so I adjusted the cuff and tried again. Still no pulse. He pointed out that my stethoscope was the wrong way around and sneered, "You been smokin' the reefer, boy?" FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

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If you had to have your patient teach you how to do your job, maybe this is not the right field for you.

#2 - On 03/07/2013 at 8:37pm by grumpybr

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Well, that kind of thing happens to everyone... Although I would be slightly worried if I was your patient.

#3 - On 03/07/2013 at 8:37pm by SomeRandomGuy15

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