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TODAY... I FILLD OUT AN APPLICATION FOR A JOB AT DAIRY QUEEN. I HANDD MAH APPLICATION TO THE MANAGER ALONG WITH MAH RÉSUMÉ... AND HE SAID HE'D BE IN CONTACT WITH ME. NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTE AFTER I LEFT... A FRIEND WHO WORKS THERE SENT ME A PICTURE OF MAH CRUMPLD-UP APPLICATION IN THE TRASH. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32965) - you deserved it (2406)

On 03/01/2013 at 10:52am - work - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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Screw the Queen, long live the Burger King! Together you can take down the cruel manager and rule the White Castle

#5 - On 03/01/2013 at 1:36pm by HowieDoIt

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I dairy you to try Cold Stone next.

#1 - On 03/01/2013 at 1:34pm by HowAreYouToday

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