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Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23087) - you deserved it (1910)

On 02/13/2013 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Say "Sorry, I do not have a child, my coworker is the one who recently had a baby" very loudly, so your crush can hear.

#2 - On 02/13/2013 at 10:06am by ilovera

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This is not the mother you are looking for...

#4 - On 02/13/2013 at 10:08am by HowieDoIt

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