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Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML
Say "Sorry, I do not have a child, my coworker is the one who recently had a baby" very loudly, so your crush can hear.
This is not the mother you are looking for...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016