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Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24835) - you deserved it (1953)

On 02/02/2013 at 9:53am - work - by fuckedbyretail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Those types of people are a dime a dozen. Why wouldn't she bring enough money to a store? That doesn't make much cents.

#1 - On 02/02/2013 at 7:24pm by thefella

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Wow. Every retail job I've ever had had a policy stating if someone were to pay with only coins, they had to be rolled. It gave people the opportunity to short the store a few pennies, but that was on the management.

#2 - On 02/02/2013 at 7:28pm by Senseless_487

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