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Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28376) - you deserved it (8770)

On 01/17/2013 at 5:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Love you too, honey... Yikes.

#2 - On 01/17/2013 at 10:10am by SerendipityRose

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Well, someone doesn't get any celebratory cake and alcohol.

#3 - On 01/17/2013 at 10:10am by JustKittyKat

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