Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23992) - you deserved it (8105)
On 01/17/2013 at 5:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States
wtf dad's life also sucksToday, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I…
lostmyfaithinblowjobs also deserved itToday, during an hour-long drive, my sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity",…
Love you too, honey... Yikes.
#2 - On 01/17/2013 at 10:10am by SerendipityRose
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+66 | 12
Well, someone doesn't get any celebratory cake and alcohol.
#3 - On 01/17/2013 at 10:10am by JustKittyKat
+58 | 18
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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