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Today, I was yet again asked to show my hall pass. I'm 23 and work at a middle school. I've worked here for the last five months, so not only do I look 13 years old, I'm also not memorable enough for my own coworkers to recognize me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35668) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/11/2013 at 8:11pm - work - by Can'tAgeOrMakeFriends (woman) - United States

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I'm sure you'll be glad that you look young for your age when you get older.

#1 - On 01/11/2013 at 11:03pm by Lucia_Malpense

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With your looks, you can go online and meet lots of guys in their mid 30's. Work it, girl!

#6 - On 01/11/2013 at 11:07pm by perdix

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