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Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML


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On 05/18/2009 at 8:04am - work - by hipthrustdude (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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please tell me it also involved a hand waving gesture in the form of spanking. That is hilarious, and all your fault.

#2 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:23pm by last12win

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From the client's point of view, I'd think it as a good thing you were that excited. You guys really wanted to work with them.

#4 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:25pm by rukusrazor

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