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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32287) - you deserved it (2704)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

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Shit just got real.

#1 - On 12/31/2012 at 7:28pm by 007type

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Even though that sucks for you both, props to you for being a gentleman and letting her go first.

#6 - On 12/31/2012 at 7:31pm by rlr386

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