Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2012 at 4:49pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

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  • I don't think I've ever read an fml with such detailed imagery...

    #3 - On 12/20/2012 at 8:03pm by keverdeen

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  • Your descriptive wording astounds me

    #6 - On 12/20/2012 at 8:04pm by verkaderk

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