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Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4666) - you deserved it (21226)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Stupid stupid stupid...

#1 - On 12/04/2012 at 4:21pm by loltroll667

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Soon, you're going to expect the pad to spellcheck your work. Peh.
Humans, you gotta do everything for them.
Get a paperclip and pretend it's assissting you. That won't make you look crazy at all to your boss.

#3 - On 12/04/2012 at 4:24pm by Pleonasm

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