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Today, after doing inventory at my job, I was approached by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute. I tried talking to her, but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker. Now she assumes that I'm "special". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19358) - you deserved it (2032)

On 12/01/2012 at 3:35am - work - by CheddarJack89 (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Tell her you can last two hours in her meat locker.

#2 - On 12/01/2012 at 11:13am by LiterOfCola

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Did you ever consider, oh I don't know, talking to her when you WEREN'T hypothermic? Or is that just a crazy suggestion?

#3 - On 12/01/2012 at 11:13am by DocBastard

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