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Today, while working at the coffee shop, I had to empty the garbage cans. One of the bags gave way, and all the half-finished cups of coffee spilled all over my uniform. Most customers' orders cost more than I make per hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18119) - you deserved it (1884)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)

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Drink a big cup of joe and venti some of that frustration out.

#2 - On 11/17/2012 at 8:35pm by RvidxrKlvn

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That doesn't sound like a very flavorable position you've bean placed into.

Try milking your boss for all you're worth, you might get a latte money!

Hey, it's worth a shot!

#10 - On 11/17/2012 at 8:39pm by ambowew

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