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Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer. Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinned to the wall by its force. In my state of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trapped was my grip on the accelerator. FML
I guess you're not "ready to rummmmmmble!"
No, wait, that's Michael Buffer . . .
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 May 2015