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Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer. Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinned to the wall by its force. In my state of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trapped was my grip on the accelerator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6446) - you deserved it (19410)

On 11/16/2012 at 12:04am - work - by rubberduck1 - United States (Illinois)

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The force is strong with this one.

#1 - On 11/16/2012 at 5:52am by LemonandLime

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I guess you're not "ready to rummmmmmble!"

No, wait, that's Michael Buffer . . .

#11 - On 11/16/2012 at 6:03am by perdix

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