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Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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You should have just accepted it of he was being that persistent about it

#2 - On 11/10/2012 at 10:36am by eeppiicc

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AI'm astounded at all the idiots here telling OP to keep the money and not report it. Are you people fucking serious? OP says that accepting tips is against company policy, and he did the right thing.

You're all in for a REALLY nasty surprise when you actually get jobs and find out what the real world is actually like.

#17 - On 11/10/2012 at 11:00am by DocBastard

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