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Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML

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On 11/02/2012 at 12:13am - work - by John - United States

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Brutal, OP :( shouldn't get your pay docked for something you can't control / something someone else did.

#1 - On 11/02/2012 at 3:18am by acciotardis

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Jeez who the hell are these coworkers? They're assholes.

#4 - On 11/02/2012 at 3:19am by onlychildFTW

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