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Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27647) - you deserved it (2532)

On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

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Seriously sucks to be you. Teach them not to breed to keep our gene pool healthy.

UP the bum no babies class!!!

#1 - On 10/18/2012 at 5:58am by dohdohdoh

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Whoever sent it is clearly still in ape-form

#8 - On 10/18/2012 at 6:03am by shayshayshazam

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